- My colleague irritated me a bit and I said: "yeh insaan nahin, insane hain".
- A short argument with my colleague:
C1: Change is the only constant thing
C1: How can you prove it?
I: Then why do we have second order derivatives.
- One of my colleagues with a strong penchant for using A-rated words had a punch too.
C1: Why do you folks disturb RK, "yeh itna acchaa kaam kar rahaa hain?"
C2: Is this Hindi kaam (work) or Sanskrit kaam (eroticism)
I: It is English calm. Just shut up.
- Another interesting conversation
C1: Rama, you are not the real "Sandeep"
C1: Sandeep must be written as "Sundeep" or "Sondeep"
I: That way your name must be spelt as "Runveer" and not "Ranveer"